Uhhh...hi kids...somehow I knew my past would catch up with me. I sincerely regret those days of living on the lamm, being on the run, trying to avoid the deputies that wanted to nail my hide in Kalamazoo. Well, to make a long story short...they found me. Actually, I was kinda glad. I was tired of always looking over my shoulder, wondering if and when I'd be recognized. The year was 1975...the crime was celebrity impersonation...not so serious in Kalamazoo but quite serious in Hollywood, where the warrant for my arrest was sent out to law enforcement across the country...and yes, even in Kalamazoo. Don't recall why I was in Michigan exactly...probably trying to avoid all the autograph seekers that would hound me to death. Who woulda thought that a donut-eating deputy at a Dunkin' Donuts in Kalamazoo would spot me eating a creme-filled double-chocolate bizmark with rainbow sprinkles and realize he had a look-a-like with an outstanding warrant on his head. The deputy was a real 'Barney Fife' type...you know...real skinny, too much energy, dumb-lookin', you know the type, and the only cop on duty at 6am in Kalamazoo but he nabbed me. The rest is history...I tried to cover up my run-in with the law but some lame-brain in Kalamazoo posted some old town mug shots on the internet. So, I'm coming clean...your dad is an old ex-con. I'm really sorry. If you want, we can all meet at a Krispy Kreme and I can tell you all about it...I'll be danged if I'll ever step one foot in another Dunkin' Donuts!Dad xo
3 comments:
Dad, I mean Tim, whoever you are, you're pretty funny! :)
haha that was pretty clever pops! Thanks for the laughs! :) Love you
You are silly Dad! How did you become so creative? That was a pretty good ol story you got there! I had to look at the pic real hard to determine if it really was you! :)
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